How do you get straight A's?
By using a ruler.
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What's a doll's favorite car?