Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?