What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?