Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why do trees try new things so often?