Where does the president keep his razor?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why are baseball games at night?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why do librarians never make plans?