What car always breaks the rules?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What do you call a sad latte?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?