Which dance will a chicken not do?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What did one plate say to the other?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why are frogs always happy?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why do bees gossip?
What did the school bully have for lunch?