What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
They are banana split.
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?