Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
She had hot wings!
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What's a forklift?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What bird is losing its hair?