Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What game do cows play at parties?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What's a priest's favorite food?