Why do cows always skip gym class?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Where do chips wear socks?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Bears love exotic cars.
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do you call a vacation at home?