What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What day do hands always go to church?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?