How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What's the most masculine animal?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Where do polar bears vote?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What are baby potatoes called?