What are you studying in math?
Everything under the sum!
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Which family member has tusks?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?