How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
I lava you.
What animals make the best baseball players?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?