What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Where do books sleep?
Why was the cat so small?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What is the color of the wind?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?