What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do ducks get after they eat?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?