Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Because she missed her kid.
How can you farm during the winter?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Which musician loves to make chili?
How do you organize a space party?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What is the most adorable season?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?