How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What style of music weighs the most?
How do you measure a millennial?