Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
They're always spotted.
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
How can you farm during the winter?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What's a dog's favorite city?
How do horses stay in such great shape?