What's the opposite of irony?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why are books always so angry?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?