What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why do cows go to New York?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?