What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What does an evil hen lay?