Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why do math teachers love March?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What's the most masculine animal?
What day do hands always go to church?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?