Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What does a dog say before eating?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?