What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
How are teens like cats?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?