How does a polar bear build a house?
Igloos it together.
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?