Why don't mummies go on vacation?
They're afraid to relax and unwind.
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?