Why don't mummies go on vacation?
They're afraid to relax and unwind.
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Which state is the cleanest?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did the frog starve?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?