What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Sorry, I just don't feel a spark.
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?