What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Sorry, I just don't feel a spark.
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?