What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?