What do you call stolen cheese?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What insect runs away from everything?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why did the cow cross the road?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you say if you meet a toad?