Why are grandkids so great?
They are usually cheaper than tech support.
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?