Why is sand so optimistic?
It has a can-dune attitude.
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What is the most faithful insect?
How do birds threaten one another?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do jokesters study in college?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?