Why did the whale cross the road?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why do rhinos charge?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Where do polar bears vote?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What is the most adorable season?
Why was the math book sad?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?