How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why are trees always so positive?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Which animals make the best football players?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What's a henway?