Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What's a cat's favorite board game?