Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
It was all smoke and mirrors.
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What type of car do planets buy?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?