Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do nosey peppers do?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?