Where do ships always get stuck?
What do pigs do over the summer?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
How do you organize a space party?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why do two skunks argue?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?