How do you truly savor a hot dog?
With relish.
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What is the color of the wind?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
How does a squid go into battle?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?