How do amoebas make calls?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why are goats so funny?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?