What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Do dads always snore?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?