Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
I'm not a bad putter.
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why do math teachers love March?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?