Why did the dog do so well in school?
Because he was the teacher's pet.
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
It's Crowded!
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Which family member is always relieved?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?