Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why is furniture so generous?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you call a singing rodent?