Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What's E.T. short for?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What bird is losing its hair?