Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
He was supposed to be civil.
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do you call a fly without wings?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Do dads always snore?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?