Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
He was supposed to be civil.
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?