What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do you call a household of counselors?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do you call a silly hill?