What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
A book just fell on my head.
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Where does breakfast live?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?