Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
All of the fans left.
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do cows like to dance to?
What animal has the most fun?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?