What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
They demanded an eggsplanation!
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Do dads always snore?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What sport do horses love to play?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?