What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
They demanded an eggsplanation!
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?