What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?