Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Because his car got toad.
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
How does a cow do math?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?