Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Because his car got toad.
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?