A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What is the strongest animal?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What building always gets stains on it?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?