What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What vehicle works the hardest?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
