Where do actors go to pray?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?