What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What school subject really rocks?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?