What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What's the most masculine animal?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What bird is always sad?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?