Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What birds make average students?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
How does a barber get to work?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Which president loved to take baths?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What color are all the books in the library?