How do scientists grow fruit?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do cats always get what they want?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What animal knows kung fu?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?