Why are ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?