What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
An ex-ray.
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Which state has the best streets?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Which subject has two parts?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What kind of bird can write?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?