What is the strongest animal?
A snail. He carries his house on his back.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What does an evil hen lay?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?