Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Because she couldn't find a date.
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
How much does freedom weigh?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why was the horse so happy?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?