Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Because she couldn't find a date.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?