Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What birds always travel in twos?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Where does laundry go to college?
What do birds say to encourage each other?