Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Because it's always pouring!
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What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?