How do scientists grow fruit?
In a peach tree dish.
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
How do bees get to school?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?