How do scientists grow fruit?
In a peach tree dish.
What animals make the best students?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why do football players make great fishermen?